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Reader Question #6: I’m worried about my sister. She is still very close to...

"So....you have a twin sister..." Dear Captain Awkward, I currently have a kind of weird situation going on with my sister that I really don’t know how to deal with. My parents and I are estranged,...

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Reader Question #12: How do I deal with my boyfriend’s ex-from-hell?

Sometimes Darth Vader is a girl. Dear Captain Awkward: So, it’s like this. I met a great guy, and get this, it’s one of THOSE love stories where the girl winds up with the guy she went to school with,...

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Reader Question #15: Noisy Oxygen Tanks At The Opera

Dear Captain Awkward: OK, here’s a bit of an awkward situation for you: Very elderly folks, at the symphony or the opera, with one of those oxygen tanks that gives a very audible puff of air every...

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Reader question #39: My girlfriend is moving away to go to school and be with...

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you...duel it to the death? Wait, that can't be right. Good day Cap-i-tan! I come to you now with the story if my current relationship, which is...

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Feedburner is broken?

A lovely reader alerted me that “Subscribe in a reader” function  is broken, and I can see that it is broken, but I don’t know WHY it is broken or how to fix. Any smart nerds want to help me out?  Is...

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Reader question #50: I’m a 27-year-old virgin and I’m mostly okay with that...

We're all pretty sure he's a virgin, but does it ever come up? First things first.  Roseanne is totally badass and has just gone to the top of the Famous People I Would Like To Have A Drink With list....

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#392: Overdue apologies.

“Everything’s more dramatic and exciting on the Dark Side of the Force!” Before we dig into today’s letter, I really like this “Ask Polly” piece at The Awl, I Miss My Maniac Ex. The Maniac Ex is what...

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#396: How do I get my boyfriend to dump his Darth Vader BFF?

Darth Vader: Not really that fun at parties. Ahoy Captain! My boyfriend grew up around people whom he describes as ‘hateful and angry,’ who would call you [insert slur] if you pointed out their racism...

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It Came From The Search Terms: The Jidoon are on the Moon in June

What search terms are leading people to Captain Awkward? Let’s add punctuation and answer them like questions. 1. “What’s wrong with me? My boyfriend wants to be with me all the time but I don’t.”...

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#594: My boyfriend won’t watch my favorite TV show

From Wire Inspire, a worthy Tumblr. Hi Awkwards! My boyfriend and I have been together for around 2 years. We’re incredibly compatible and this relationship has done a lot for me. I was in a pretty...

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